That would be me. You know- rladyofpunk or Emma or whatever. I drew that. In class. Because I have no attention span. New Skool (you know, the stuff I'm writing now?) Old Skool (archivey-goodness) And now for some random Delerium: Hey, guess what! I'm sporadically working on a novel! I think it's cool, but be warned- it's not spell checked (my dictonary keeps being broken) and when I transfered it from word processing to the blog a lot of the spacing got jacked up. Bear with it and read anyway... unless you're offended by sex, drugs and rock n' roll. If you are, FLEE NOW! If not here are the links: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four And this is what Matt Groening (the infallible creator of the Simpsons) recomends for getting by in college: And since I'm just posting inane stuff at this point, here's my kitty licking her own butt. border = 0> |
2005-04-05 - 7:36 p.m. Dad's tax preparer and the delicious horrors of imitation crabmeat So I don't know if I'm going to be eligable for a work-study job in the fall. Notice a trend here? Well it all goes back to one thing- or rather one person: The trusty ol' family tax preparer. You see, Dad gets his taxes done ever-so-cheaply by a fellow who has retired but still does taxes for a few close friends. This is a sweet deal, hypothetically, but here's where the problem comes in. Hey, wanna watch me drastically change subject! Okay! So I just got back from the grocery store. When I'm there I have a tendency to get distracted. I was walking past the seafood section when the Louis Kemp's "Crab Delights" caught my eye. They announce themselves to be "immitation crab." I got to wondering what exactly immitation crab consists of. According to the label it's mostly just artificially flavored leftovers from other fish (the equivalent of swimming spam). But here's the funny thing. At the bottom of the ingredients list (below the FD&C red #5) it says "Warning: May Contain Crab." The last thing I wrote before this thing. The next thing I wrote after this.
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