That would be me. You know- rladyofpunk or Emma or whatever. I drew that. In class. Because I have no attention span.
New Skool (you know, the stuff I'm writing now?)
Old Skool (archivey-goodness)
And now for some random Delerium:
Hey, guess what! I'm sporadically working on a novel! I think it's cool, but be warned- it's not spell checked (my dictonary keeps being broken) and when I transfered it from word processing to the blog a lot of the spacing got jacked up. Bear with it and read anyway... unless you're offended by sex, drugs and rock n' roll. If you are, FLEE NOW! If not here are the links:
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
And this is what Matt Groening (the infallible creator of the Simpsons) recomends for getting by in college:
And since I'm just posting inane stuff at this point, here's my kitty licking her own butt.
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2005-01-30 - 1:37 p.m.
relax, don't do it
Okay, we all know that the Frankie Goes to Hollywood song "Relax" is naughty. It tells you not to do it, when you wanna come. Now here's my question: has anyone ever listened to this while having sex? Probably not, but I find the idea funny, like "I'm sorry I can't go more than a minute, honey, let's put on Frankie so I can remember not to come so fast." It's a goofy notion, but I know that listening to that while doin' it would be a big turn off- thus, the song could concievably do what it was intended to- keep you from coming.
Haha, I'm so wrong... oh what goes on in my little mind... well, if I may drift a little further into TMI territory, this one is for the guys out there:
Yes, being able to "go long" is great. However, you are not always expected to last an hour or whatever. Don't worry. There's a lot to be said for a quickie. Seriously, I'm kind of flattered when you're not able to last- like "wow, I'm that damn sexy that he can't contain himself." Even if this is not true, let me cling to my illusion.
The last thing I wrote before this thing. The next thing I wrote after this.
