That would be me. You know- rladyofpunk or Emma or whatever. I drew that. In class. Because I have no attention span.
New Skool (you know, the stuff I'm writing now?)
Old Skool (archivey-goodness)
And now for some random Delerium:
Hey, guess what! I'm sporadically working on a novel! I think it's cool, but be warned- it's not spell checked (my dictonary keeps being broken) and when I transfered it from word processing to the blog a lot of the spacing got jacked up. Bear with it and read anyway... unless you're offended by sex, drugs and rock n' roll. If you are, FLEE NOW! If not here are the links:
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
And this is what Matt Groening (the infallible creator of the Simpsons) recomends for getting by in college:
And since I'm just posting inane stuff at this point, here's my kitty licking her own butt.
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2005-01-21 - 8:33 a.m.
emma rap
The Emma Rap
Yo I don't eat meat
I got big feet
but when ya see me on da street
you like damn she sweet-
cuz I da emm
da redhead bitch
rollin da block in my 626
passin da boyz
dey shout "hey babe!
You got that style that makes me insane"
I know I know
you don't gotta tell
I da Emm and I do it so well
I got da looks
I got da books
and when they come togetha I'm off da hook
Bumpin NPR
drivin in my car
my rims all spinnin
gonna go real far.
Okay- don't really got rims
but you get tha gist
and if ya don't, you gonna feel my fist
hard and fast, hit ya in da face
don't carrry a glock but I keep da pace
may be a girl but I fight okay
can kick yo ass- gonna make you say
"ooh Emm I so sorry!
You got tha skillz
you got da brains
you take yer pills!"
BC anti-D, take 'em every day
keep me un-pregers
keep my brain okay
and if I don't
then thats real gay
gotta be locked up
that's what they say.
Yeah I da em
You got that right
now its da end
and you know my shit is tight.
Peace out.
The last thing I wrote before this thing. The next thing I wrote after this.
