That would be me. You know- rladyofpunk or Emma or whatever. I drew that. In class. Because I have no attention span. New Skool (you know, the stuff I'm writing now?) Old Skool (archivey-goodness) And now for some random Delerium: Hey, guess what! I'm sporadically working on a novel! I think it's cool, but be warned- it's not spell checked (my dictonary keeps being broken) and when I transfered it from word processing to the blog a lot of the spacing got jacked up. Bear with it and read anyway... unless you're offended by sex, drugs and rock n' roll. If you are, FLEE NOW! If not here are the links: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four And this is what Matt Groening (the infallible creator of the Simpsons) recomends for getting by in college: And since I'm just posting inane stuff at this point, here's my kitty licking her own butt. border = 0> |
2005-01-01 - 8:10 p.m. carz Jason and I were talking today. In the unfortunate and unlikely event that we have a child, we agree that "Smorgasboard Anderson" would be a great name. It features his last name while giving props to my german heritage and implying a kind of too-muchness. Good thing we aren't planning on having any kids, right? In other news, I got cut off again today by someone talking on her cell phone. I was pissed off, but then I thought "oh, of course, she's on her cell phone!" From now on, anytime I do something stupid/inconsiderate while driving, I'm holding my fist to my ear. I'll fake a conversation on my imaginary cell, and the wronged party will be in no place to judge, since everyone on this planet seems to be talking on the phone all the time. Thus I'll come off as an obnoxious talker instead of the bad driver I really am. Speaking of which, I seem to be the only person admiting that I can't drive. What gives? No one else can either! The last thing I wrote before this thing. The next thing I wrote after this.
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